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October 27, 2017

Three Little Pigs

Army Running Cadence

Created by: SGT Sexton

Here comes alpha* over the hill;
left right left and we’re ready to kill.
here comes alpha* in your town;
we’ll huff and puff and blow it down.
just like the story of the 3 little pigs,
don’t build a house out of hay and twigs.
the first pig built a house of hay;
the big bad wolf blew it away.
the second pig built a house of stick;
the big bad wolf blew it away quick.
the third pig built a house of stone;
said the big bad wolf will leave this alone.
the wolf came back the very next day;
brought a fifty cal. blew them all away.
the moral of the story is plain as day;
the big bad wolf is a Green Beret.

alt. ending:
the moral of the story is plain to see;
the big bad wolf is with alpha* company.


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